My Life

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

~ 6:44 PM ~

For guys without backbone:

This is for you. I seriously hate guys who pamper themselves by asking their women constantly for money. I find it very disturbing. As a fellow sex member, i find you discrimintating and embarrassing.

You're a whore, a fag in life, a stupid fool with retributions behind your back. Now, i am not talking about the ones who's girl is rich and willingly gives the cash. I am talking about the ones who did nothing to their own increment of cash flow, and had to constantly depend on their lady to pay for them. In everything and anything.

Now, you might be thinking that ,"Hey, you're a guy, don't tell me you get hotheaded about this matter cause you're gay and your partner did this to you?" I am a guy, yes, but i say this in a third person's point of view. Look, if a guy can get pissed of at this situation, you think girls will stay quiet about this? Their mouth are more vigourous compared to ours ( that includes kissing as well btw =D).

You're not cheating anyone but yourself in this. You turn your life into a piece of shit if you do this. Can you imagine the embarrassment you face with your peeps?

"Hey, wassup yow? My gf just got her pay and heck, i can get $100 bucks from her, cool eh? Lets go clubbing with this cash! How about we hook some girls up from the club? My girl won't know about this!"

If your friends are bastards, they'll be up for it. If not, you'll be turned down and looked down at. Don't want to do this to yourself do you? So, jackasses out there, please bare in mind that it is not cool to take/borrow $_$ from people especially your girl. You give wrong impressions out there.

If you do have any side opinions onto which part i am wrong, please tell me, i'm open to your suggestions.

Now, back on track, long day in school with little or almost nothing to learn. PMS lesson is being postponed to tomorrow, cause of constant electricity breakdowns. Had to face mushroom today, wonderful. She really is the woman. Just on the first topic of interest, and she can go on for about 20 minutes on DBS,OUB,OCBC but not POSB shows the monthly interest rate on the bankbook/receipt (i forgot which). Amazing thing is, she can side track a lot. A total opposite to our History teacher. She's so dull, cannot side track (except picking on me when she's bored or when the class is noisy) and she drawls.

Like, "Ooooooooooook, Woooooooooorld Waaaaaaaaaaar I is a waaaaaaar that killed almost 10 miiiiiiiiiilion people." BlaBlaBlaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..

She needs a little bit of crap from Mushroom and Mushroom needs a little more constrain on side tracking from History, then only can they both perform.

Well, the only incident today is, Melvin!!!!!!!! you scraped my leather bag!!!!!! Why You Insolent Child!!!

Haha nah, its alright i forgive you, partially cause i find it funny that he used his shoeshine (Kiwi) to try and compensate part of the damage done. Haha.

Anyways i am done for today, need to game or else i can't prepare myself for the long hours for tomorrow. Cya!
And, back on track,

My Life.

Monday, July 28, 2008

~ 5:27 PM ~

Clash of the Titans:

Just now, at approximately 1.45 pm, Mushroom came into our classroom thinking she's having her lessons at 1.30 pm (cause she say , sorry ah, late ah. "as usual"). Well, Foam is having her lessons by showing us a 1 hour clip filled with useless crap about how to talk on a phone.

Well, Mushroom assumed we're watching something interesting, which is not, then Foam appeared and she got a shocked. The most idiotic thing to do for a teacher is to appear stupid in front of your students.

Not condemning you teachers out there, but if you worked in a school for a few years, you should then know your schedule and which classroom you're supposed to teach. Mushroom did not set a good example.

Went to Westmall for lunch. Food was horrible, ate some disgusting looking claypot rice with fried fish. Disturbing.

Nothing else happened so far except for Mushroom's appearance. Thought i could be spared of her on Mondays and Fridays, whoops, too bad then.

P.S. Alex really look like a fishball.
P.P.S For the doubtful, Shammima and Kenneth are officially together, they started the official dating on the 24th of July.

Thats all for Monday folks, till then!

*Updated*
MinHui wanted me to blog about Oliver, so I'll do so.

Its not like i know that fella, and no its not Olver Twist we're talking about. Its Oliver from my school, the guy who masturbates in class. For SA guys in my batch, they should know who is Aaron (not you aaron =P) Tng, in my class. He, too, masturbated in class, sickos.

Back to Oliver, he who masturbates, a Legacy will be written about him, and when he pass on, his history will be in the books of men, a fantasy, a comedy. He looks like he's in his 30's, but, perhaps he's even older (O.O)!!!

Thats all for Gossips section. Have a nice day.

My Life.

Friday, July 25, 2008

~ 8:30 PM ~

Wednesday,

After a hurtful lesson in school, me, MinHui, Li Ting and Alex decided to go Westmall's Swensen for appetizers and desserts. Pretty Cheap. Attention students of late! Swensen's having this dessert deal for all Swenson ice cream lovers! For almost any ice cream (except earthquake and pan fried ice cream), you'll get 2 ice creams of your favourite choices for a student price of only $9.80++ !! Present your student card and volia, 2 ice cream for $9.80++.

Anyways, I've taken a few pictures of what we ate:

(He looks like a fishball below the fork for some reason =S)

oops, thats not what we ate, sorry =X

This is what we ate:

This is what i had, Hazel Daze, looks delicious eh? =p

Yummy Yummy Frosted Chocolate Malt, Min Hui's choice.

Li Ting's one Alex's one

(I don't need to further explain why they chose the same ice cream right?)
(Both chose Merri-Mint btw =D )

Chomp Munch Crunch Bunch,

Well, we're finally done with our meal, so i'll hit on with the clearance photos:

These 2 were our appetizers, more will be shown in the small video below, created by boredom. Rodeo wings and Deep Fried Lilian Lim, uhhh, i mean Mushrooms were our appetizers. Mmmm appetizing eh ;)

These are the finishing of our ice creams. Well, as usual the smallest one couldn't complete hers, Can't blame her can we?

Video of Boredom:

Thursday,

Damn, Mushroom got all friendly with me that day, disgustingly horrifying. Melvin was telling me "good wod, good wod, good wod". SLAP YOU AH BOSS!!! I noticed in class that day, he could not concentrate on anything, was a bit flustered, i knew something was wrong, but don't know what was it then.

After school, i asked Min Hui and Melvin if they wanted to go Chomp Chomp and have dinner, and stay over at my place till school starts the next day, they said ok. Was surprised Melvin agreed though, it's like Shammima taking taxi to school everyday instead of bus.

On the way, it rained, and Chomp Chomp was packed, so we decided to go to a "healthier" less crowded place, a.k.a Macdonalds. After eating we snitched a cab back to my place. Now, before that, i received a call from Gabriel, asking me if they could go over to my place. I said no as i have friends over, he agreed.

When i reached home, suddenly Gabriel and Mun Hon entered the front gate. I bet it's cause they don't believe i have friends over thats why they did that. And they insisted that they are here just to see my mum, so i allowed for awhile. They talk to my mum for less than 10 seconds, came to my room, Mun Hon already assuming this is his house, changed to his casual pants, and both of them went to my living room to watch TV.

I was kind enough to let them watch the channel 8 show till 10 pm, then i decided that they've overstayed. Due to they fact that they claimed that they were only here to visit my mum, watching TV is totally so out of the point.

After chasing them out, i listened to Melvin's side of why he's so down to earth, i realised why he went beserk on smoking for that moment. Due to personal issues i wont state what's bad but i think so of you know what's going on already, heh ^^

Anyways, we lights out but they could not sleep (especially MinHui) due to me. First, i was crapping non-stop, then after i decided thats its enough, i went sleep, and snored like a foghorn.

Too bad !!! =D

(I read the email already Mun Hon, not as lame as i thought it might be don't worry, and ya appreciate the both of you being my friends as well, except for the incident on thursday.)

Friday,

Nothing special happened, except having a quiz in Front office.

Gonna dota my night away! And Melvin, if you're reading this, Don't brood over it too much bro, leave it to God.

Tata

My Life.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

~ 10:11 PM ~

And so the second day of doom resides on. Ms Green Mushroom Head (i'm sure you all know by now who's she with the keyword mushroom) taught us basic math once again. Spent 1 hours and 10 minutes to go through a maximum of 7 pages of which only 1 page is solving. The rest is talking talking craping craping.

Now, the front row people laughed at her jokes and i know... I KNOW... that you are laughing at HER and not her JOKES, right (Melvin did'nt laugh, woot bravo!)? Disturbing teacher. She rattled on and on about her life story, about how herr great great forefathers caught and raised goldfishes for a living, about how she almost sold herself (yucks) to survive.

(All this are dillusional facts, trust them on your own accord)

So, me and Alex invented the 4 treasures and 1 hidden treasure. He wants to be the founder, so let him be. With the initials SHCM-P as respectively. For those who wants to know what's this all about, I'll give you a hint.

(Any one of them can make a man whither and die with foam and fits)

Nothing else on.

P.S. Oh, good luck to those D.I noobs =D

Goodnight peeps

My Life.

Monday, July 21, 2008

~ 8:37 PM ~

Well, its Monday, back in school, had lessons as per normal. Me, Kenneth and Alex were laughing at how we can make a man actually stop having fits, but i shall not go into details. After lessons, Min Hui and Li Ting (135 sobs) came over to do project. DO PROJECT AH? HAH NO!

After seeing this pic (why one pic only is cause damn damn very lazy to snap more) with a video as a finale, you'll understand why. Btw ah, i added these is cause Joyce Goh complained my blog too plain. T.T insult.

Lazing Around

Li Ting (below)

Had curry with some vegetables for dinner, Min Hui and Li Ting were all praising the curry, but not the person who cooked it. Weird. This is a video of us being drunk in curry.

Anyways, thats it for now!! Bed time people, ciaos!

My Life.

Sunday, July 20, 2008

~ 1:57 AM ~

Friday,
Finally back in school. Had lessons that did not even last 3 hours, and went out with Min Hui, Li Ting(<---- aka 135, ewww), Alex, er, supposed to be with Kenneth as well, but, since Shammima was not there, he could not bear to enjoy himself with us while she suffered sick at home, so he went over to visit her. Oops, i mean his Grandmother (YEA RIGHT SUCKER!!). After lunch, dropped Min Hui off at what-ever-training-course-that-is, and went off to lucky plaza to get a new cologne with Alex. Well, he got what he wanted, and i got what i wanted, a new ps3 game. Woot. Well, luckily i had Alex to wonder around town (ended up in a lan shop anyways, a shop for losers so to speak) till my dinner meeting with Brigid. Owed her a dinner treat for her birthday gift (twice in a freaking month, i'll be dry damn soon). Went back, dota my night out, then sleep.

Saturday,
Supposed to hang out with Georgina, Harmony, Gabriel and MunHon(dunnoe if he wanted to come or not), but had a last minute call for project, so i had to cancel the meeting. Whole project meeting was useless till i came home. Nothing much happened today, though i just found out my maid will be leaving us tomorrow noon. Woot, time to go airport and MAKAN(eat in malay)!!!! FEAST! INDULGE! My empire, my food town, my... forget it. Well, its 2 am now, so nights out people.

My Life.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

~ 9:50 PM ~

Well, was at home da whole day. Joey could not make it out today cause she have to meet her insurance person( damn that person! :@). I'll make this short as today have absolutely no interesting facts going on, besides the fact that my mum hired a sexy nurse for my dad. Woot, was conversating with her the whole day, probably can get her number soon. Wish me luck there! She's 24, Jin's her name, er, that's it haha.

Well, i was busy watching animes, and tomorrow i'd better get going to school. And stop my stupid habit of taking MC. Though how boring school is. Well, at night, i heard Min Hui ranting to me, ah hah! Well, she's fine now, since she's talking to her same horoscope sharing person. It takes a theif to catch a thief. It takes an Aries to calm an Aries. Well, i'm getting ready for dota so i'll blog in tomorrow.

Nights =)

My Life.

~ 12:05 AM ~

Ahhh, the anger in me, i actually turned off 7 alarms from my handphone to continue sleeping. Never happened before, but then again, everything have its first time. Woke up at 9.30am, stoned around till 12 pm, had lunch which my mum bought, and started an anime rush. Watched like 8 episodes of animes while chatting on msn with certain people, mostly girls (HOIYO), and Gabriel had to be the spoiler and talk to me. He's the only non female that chatted with me on msn, grrr. Well, not to feel proud or anything, but nothing really happened till 5 pm. Went to get my MC for the day cause i did not turn up in school, and the doctor gave me 2 days, whee.

After i got my MC, i went home to walk on my treadmill. Too fat to jog or run, ahh legs almost gave way. I think today's Ms Lilian Lim's lesson eh? Sigh i bet she missed me. Well i most definitely missed her. Missed looking at her actions then blogging it here. Anyways enough about her for today. Joey and me went out at night for dinner and foot reflexology at Bishan. To her dismay (not mine, you'll understand why later) , the place was fully booked. Too bad haha ^.^. Reason why i was happy was because i had to treat her to that for her birthday, but i and her were busy till today. Well, happy belated birthday gift went to the dinner. Went to eat at this chinese restaurant famous for their xiao long bao (er.. in english.. er.. small dragon bread??? No idea damn)

2 of us spent a total of $50.31 which is way cheaper than going to the foot reflexology for $28 each. You don't have to guess who ate more anyways. Sat and ate there from 8.30 pm till 9.15 pm. She's got work the next day so our suggested plan of movie or k box was eventually canceled haha. No good movies in the theatre anyways. Moving on , we wanted to take bus home as we had plenty of time, but hey, eating too much causes one to, shit. She's suffering from it though, mine came later. She was complaining of over stuffing, about to vomit, need to shit, its all because of me she'll grow fat in no time, blabla usual ranting. I just sat there and smiled =D. She stopped after awhile and punched me in my stomach (ouch -.- yeah right). After she took 3 sticks (cigarattes), i was like, "wow Jo, I thought you're filled to the brim, still can smoke ah?" and she goes "must la, work for 12 hours without it can die one ok!" and another punch to my tummy (STOP IT ALREADY!).

Since all the shops were closed, and i was lazy to do window shopping since in Singapore, nothing suits me (or more likely, due to my size, nothing can fit me, thats why ._.), we took another cab back as she was getting impatient to hit her toilet. Damn, i had to be the billed again by her -.-!!
Oh well, since i was not there for her birthday i took it as retribution haha. Well as people enjoys my company, she did as well, dropped me off first, but i did not want to break my $50 dollar note, so i had her to foot the bill "first". When we bid our goodbyes i smsed her saying "Thanks for paying for the cab, see you tomorrow" , I was bombarded by her. Hisses and curses came flying by in words. Haha so cute (ok saying that word aint me but who cares =D).

Oh well, tomorrow will have another night event with her. This time is just walking and talking, nothing else. She wants me to accompany her as she walks (as a form of exercise). -.-" sigh, sad for me. Oh wells, i already quit gaming (EXCEPT FOR DOTA, WHO WANNA DOTA JUST CALL ON ME), so i can more or less go out with her, hah!

Nothing much for the night, just ended my DOTA game with my online friends hence i'm typing this blog. Anyways, i'm gonna hit the sack so i'll stop for now, eyes getting tired. (WAIT, what about http://www.youporn.com/ ?) <---- Nah i aint gonna see it tonight, and that site's getting old!
Lights out for me Singapore!

P.S: Min Hui, paisei ah just now i di siao you say i in Hospital, haha was joking nia, don't be pissed with me ah. =D

P.P.S: I bid MP Dr Ong farewell from the bottom of my heart (never knew we had an mp with a surname Ong, shit i am a disgraceful Singaporean). He died on the 14th of July, God rest his soul and bless his family, and to Avan, have a speedy recovery pal, we pray for all this in Jesus name, Amen.

My Life.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

~ 4:32 PM ~

I've just gotten home from school, boring boring lessons as usual. Never really paid attention in class but almost knew what was going on. First off, at 8.30 am, we had PMS ( gosh, i totally have no idea what this stands for, need to check up the manual). Not a bad lesson, learnt practially how to turn on a computer, and how the program called feliado miraculously turns on by itself after that, and that's it. Gosh. Am chatting with Mrs Audrey Pang on msn while typing this post. PS: she's my secondary 2 form teacher and my tutor from end of sec 3 till mid term of sec 5, both on english, and for some reason, success coaching, tsk tsk Audrey. Anyways, i also heard from her that Avan, has healed up pretty quickly, bless him. Continue to pray for him yeah? Good good.

Hmm, how can i put it, ok, after the sidetrack about Audrey, back to school, i should have 3 more modules after that, His-story, BASIC math and tourism. Well, the story goes this way, tourism was canceled, and history and basic math, was taught below the 1 hour margin. How wonderful. Splendid. Well, according to Ms Tay, she claims that we already completed chapter 2, on Modernization in Japan, but hey, taught in less then an hour? Possible? i don't know, you ask her. Then came basic maths, oh i so love to critise her. I mentioned that she taught for less than an hour right? Haha, i need to use the next paragraph to just describe her attitude in teaching.

Now, Ms Lilian Lim, a teacher with "charisma", she starts off the lesson by, of cause, taking down our names. Well, as usual she skips mine as mine's the first, then she goes on, after the thrid name, she starts talking about irrelevant stuff, like how her ass got stuck in a toilet bowl, and after calling out a few more, she blabbers on about how she saw her sister gliding down an escalator. PS: i can't exactly remember what she was blabbering about, these are just ill fabricated nonsense which i bet she would have said it sooner or later. Back on topic, after 10 long minutes, she finally drawled finish her crap, and we got down to the basic math manual. WOW. In a heart's throbbing moment, she started talking crap again. I know i'm like that, but she just simply kicks my ass in this. Even with my initials (A.B.S aka A BullShit known to most people... sigh mum oh mum... why sucha life long name), i prove a lousy opponent compared to her. She talks in such an exaggerated posture even i fell asleep in her lesson. What a lousy lesson it was, filled with nonsense and stuff, i actually felt bad i was doing this shit to others, since i finally saw a mirror image of me, a better one in fact. Maths is something that is based on numbers and a little words, my god. Oh, and yes, she is a teacher, i did mention that right? She teaches maths, yes yes maths. But she most definitely aint good at it. For a teacher who claims that she knew what she was doing, she's the best at everything she does, she needs help, psychologically. She don't know how to convert 1 KM into CM. Amazing aint it? She claims that 1KM equals to 1000 CM, what a dope. Even Melvin was shaking his head at her intelligence. She
had almost no intelligence, even a monkey is smarter than her. She talks about maths for 5 seconds, then her life story for 5 minutes, then her critisim for 10 minutes, then maths for 10 seconds, then the cycle continues, till we all bid our goodbyes to such an inapt teacher. Who finds her funny? WHO? We don't laugh at her COLD jokes cause we don't want her to impose her stupidity on us. And i bet you, when she said "Oooooh, but Class A was more livelier than you guys, they laughed at my jokes...." was probably they did it OUT OF PITY. Never seen a person so filled with self-esteem, arrogance, irritant, pride, foolishness, bullshit as her. Even I can't be compared to sucha fool. And i can bet you, in terms of telling jokes, I can phrase better ones.

Lets go to the example collumn (and by the way, in case you readers are wondering why its everything on her it's because 1. i hate her and 2. thats the only excitment in school today).

In my very first post, i said she liked malay boys right? I was right, aint I? She's got the cheek to ask "can i get Ridzuan's number even though he's outa shatec?" During lesson somemore, still can tell us about setting our own damn priorities straight.

She is a hypocrite. She always scolds us, gives us DPs, ask us to shove our excuses up our assholes, but what about her? Always late, always giving excuses, for example (OHHHH.. I AM LATE CAUSE I ASSUMED THE CLASS STARTS AT 1.45 PM NOT 1.30 PM) ohh you genius old fool. And when someone tells her he/she was late due to traffic jam, she can say that person conjured it up, bullshit should be shoved up that person's ass, blabla. Hypocritical bitch aint she? *shakes head*

She hates noise. She hates it when we talk. She hates it, loathe it. But the one thing she did not realise, was this. She was the main noise factor contributed, and we were the minors, we made noise to lessen hers thats all.

*end of examples*

Today was weird, i fell partially asleep in her class. I was right in front of her jackass, and she drawled on and on about how she absolutely hates climbing up 3 STEPS like as though its a big feat. Drawled on about how she is fat but not exactly fat but still fat. Drawled on about how she hated Class A for making noise but loved Class A for their contributions of laughter to her jokes.
MS LILIAN LIM, FOR YOUR INFORMATION AH BOSS, THEY DID NOT LAUGH AT YOUR JOKES, THEY LAUGH AT YOU, YOU'RE A JOKE I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT. WITH THAT MUSHROOM HAIRSTYLE REALLY SPEAKS FOR ONE'S NATURAL APPEARANCE. YOU DON'T LOOK AT THE MIRROR WHEN YOU COMB YOUR HAIR DO YOU, HENCE YOU DON'T KNOW WHY THEY'RE LAUGHING AT YOU. I bet her mirror will foam and have parkinson disease if she looks at it once.

Oh, the next activity in class was this. I assumed i lost my handphone twice. ZZZZZZ idiots around me. First was after History lesson, Min Hui and Li Ting took my handphone, switched it off without me knowing, cause i was playing UNO with the other girls (lazy to list out) and tried to hide it in Sham's bag. Volia, when Sham came back, her bag's half broken and my handphone was found. Idiots. The next incident was pathetic. I felt sorry for myself. Remember i mentioned i was half asleep in Lilian's lesson? Well she took my handphone (MY GOD, THE ANGUISH IN ME.. I HAD TO SCRUB IT CLEAN WITH DETTOL IN CASE OF INFECTIONS!!!! :@:@) while i was dozing off, and i was in shock when, after lesson, my friend Alex told me my phone's with her. Annoying Ms Lilian Lim, no wonder still single. Must play a movie for her, 50 year old virgin, singapore version.

*lover's post*

Lai lai lai lei long lei long, first up we got.... *drumrolls* ALEX!!!
I've seen Joanna trying to flirt and get closer to Alex. And now, vice versa, he's doing it to??? MICHELLE!!! He's been to avoid for this by saying this "No, this is just Q&A session. And he told me not to post it up. TOO BAD!! *.*

Next up is, WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAA the usual kenneth and shanaminamiyama. Today was unusual. Kenneth came in earlier than Sham!!!! A miricle!!! They were always always together. Nothing much happened cause i did not follow them out for lunch. Haha.

NOTHING ELSE (:.................................. yet.

My Life.

~ 1:17 AM ~

WOOT it is this late, and i'm still learning how to use the blog. Got a hang of things already thanks to a little girl. Need my beauty sleep like now. Good night!

My Life.

Monday, July 14, 2008

~ 6:53 PM ~

I've played many games, heard many songs, saw many movies and animes, read many books, ate many food, tried many clothes (ok not many, not a lot i should say), fucked many girls (HOIYO, JOKING), and sang many tunes, but all these are getting boring, real boring. Ahh I want to travel, travel, travel! Oh, back to topic, i am getting BORED OF SCHOOL.

I swear, even kindergarden's more entertaining compared to this bullshit school of mine. The lessons have gone way outa hand i tell you. First, we enjoyed (no i can bet with you my life more than half the class didn't enjoy it, including myself) our first and second semesters as they taught us F&B(food and beverage for idiots who needs to pry their minds thinking wtf (again, wtf stands for what the fuck)is that). Everything was going fine, the attachment without payment for almost 3 months was a hell of fun and we learnt many things. MANY i can assure you. Let me recall all of them for you. 1. Goblet wiping. 2. Cutleries wiping. 3. Good places to slack without being caught. 4. How bad stuff meal was. 5..... wait.. thats it.. FOUR MISERABLE THINGS, FOR ALMOST 3 MONTHS. A lot, yes, a lot, we learnt too much in fact.

Here comes the BEST part. Our second semester last term and third semester first term, my god. All i can say is, my god, or should i be dramatic and say OH MY BLEEDING GOSH?!!?! Its really pathetic, made me feel like back in secondary, no primary school. We had COMPREHENSION LESSONS for the second semester, now we're going into BASIC (even more basic compared to elementary maths we learnt in secondary school) MATHS AND WOW WONDER WONDER HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (enough exclaimation marks la huh?) I wonder, we're already learning the basics of basic hotel management, and we pay $3300 per semester (thats 2 terms, totaling 22 weeks including exams, and total of 11 modules) AND WE GET TO LEARN HISTORY, COMPREHENSION AND MATHS? Well comprehension was alright if it stuck to business summary, at least that made sense, but no.. NO... we had to go through 7 weeks of BULLSHIT primary school comprehension, before finally hitting on business summary, which lasted only 2 weeks. Can't say much for maths and history, have not had lessons yet, i mean thoroughly. But it'll be fucked up. At least for maths. Honestly, basic maths taught by our dear Mushroom like hairstyle Miss Liliam Lim(she taught us MIS (god i don't even know what's that anymore)before), she's in her fourties, and with her attitude, looks and her wonderous "Who-are-you-to-even-communicate-with-me" type of face, which middle age man will even approach her? They'll puke before they get to know her name.

Ok ok, now's the Teacher's Ranting collumn!!
Cont.. from Lilian Lim.
She shoots back at you when you try to reason out with her, and if she's wrong, she'll LAUGH OUT FREAKING LOUD and ignore you, as if to make you look stupid, but, in actual fact, she's the stupid looking one. She teaches students without an ounce of interest, sarcasm is all she have to say, and apparantly, she's in love with malays. Boys. Not meant to be an insult ah Din and Izzat and any malay guy who attempted to read my blog, but it's true. God if only she's a student and one of my peers, i'll gun her down with her own language till she sues me with blood and sweat.

Hoho, next its ALEX AND KENNETH'S favourite teacher! Miss Gloria Goh. She looks like she's in her fourties, and it really make us shatec students wonder why eh? Well she's a nice lady, to an extent that she makes us foam in our mouth with the way she speaks, one of us contracted the Parkinson Diease. His name is Alex, poor bloke, 19 years of age, doing everything he can to be top in the line, tried to be a business man and a playboy at the same time and his dreams just ended when she taught us for more than a week. Sad. But her lesson seems interesting(yah right). She teaches Front Office (god that's useful ;) ) Hmm thats all about Teacher's Ranting for now yeah.

Oh, and sad to say, one of my old boys, Avan by name, have brain infection, and is now currently in the ICU ( for the retards who don't know what ICU stands for, it stands for... ... ... ... er i don't know either.. shit.. nah actually i do, it stands for Intensive Care Unit). All christians here, please pray for him, for i know, with our spirits combined, we'll achieve in greater heights for his recovery. MAY GOD BLESS AND HEAL YOU AVAN, THOUGH NOW, ITS BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE WE LAST SAW EACH OTHER, I PRAY THAT YOU GET WELL, FOR NOT ONLY IS YOUR LIFE DISCOMFORTING, YOUR FAMILY, LOVER AND FRIENDS ARE ALL HEART BROKEN AT YOUR INCIDENT AS WELL, SO DO YOURSELF JUSTICE AS YOU'RE STILL YOUNG AT HEART, AND RECOVER WITH GOD'S HELP, IN JESUS NAME WE PRAY, AMEN.

Ok i aint no pastor and i know that aint no prayer, but i hope it helps, as every little thing counts.
Oh, if kenneth or shanaminamiyama or their friends read this, i am pleased to assure you that hey, those 2 are really together, Woot, we've got lovers in class baby, love fills the air.

I'll be posting in my Kuala Lumpa i mean Lumpur and Genting trip and photos so look forward to it yeah? Have a blessed evening for those who read this blog today, and have blessed days ahead of you for those reading this after tonight. God bless.

Alright, i'ma done writing this shit and play DOTA(its a game, a.. those who don't know, don't bother asking or thinking what's that, those who know, well done) And sleep early. Wake up early. MIN HUI, I KNOW YOU'LL BE READING MY BLOG, DON'T BE LATE FOR TOMORROW'S LESSON AH, I THINK YOU'RE IN THE SAME PMS CLASS AS I AM.

Nights, and lights out people.

My Life.