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Tuesday, July 15, 2008

~ 4:32 PM ~

I've just gotten home from school, boring boring lessons as usual. Never really paid attention in class but almost knew what was going on. First off, at 8.30 am, we had PMS ( gosh, i totally have no idea what this stands for, need to check up the manual). Not a bad lesson, learnt practially how to turn on a computer, and how the program called feliado miraculously turns on by itself after that, and that's it. Gosh. Am chatting with Mrs Audrey Pang on msn while typing this post. PS: she's my secondary 2 form teacher and my tutor from end of sec 3 till mid term of sec 5, both on english, and for some reason, success coaching, tsk tsk Audrey. Anyways, i also heard from her that Avan, has healed up pretty quickly, bless him. Continue to pray for him yeah? Good good.

Hmm, how can i put it, ok, after the sidetrack about Audrey, back to school, i should have 3 more modules after that, His-story, BASIC math and tourism. Well, the story goes this way, tourism was canceled, and history and basic math, was taught below the 1 hour margin. How wonderful. Splendid. Well, according to Ms Tay, she claims that we already completed chapter 2, on Modernization in Japan, but hey, taught in less then an hour? Possible? i don't know, you ask her. Then came basic maths, oh i so love to critise her. I mentioned that she taught for less than an hour right? Haha, i need to use the next paragraph to just describe her attitude in teaching.

Now, Ms Lilian Lim, a teacher with "charisma", she starts off the lesson by, of cause, taking down our names. Well, as usual she skips mine as mine's the first, then she goes on, after the thrid name, she starts talking about irrelevant stuff, like how her ass got stuck in a toilet bowl, and after calling out a few more, she blabbers on about how she saw her sister gliding down an escalator. PS: i can't exactly remember what she was blabbering about, these are just ill fabricated nonsense which i bet she would have said it sooner or later. Back on topic, after 10 long minutes, she finally drawled finish her crap, and we got down to the basic math manual. WOW. In a heart's throbbing moment, she started talking crap again. I know i'm like that, but she just simply kicks my ass in this. Even with my initials (A.B.S aka A BullShit known to most people... sigh mum oh mum... why sucha life long name), i prove a lousy opponent compared to her. She talks in such an exaggerated posture even i fell asleep in her lesson. What a lousy lesson it was, filled with nonsense and stuff, i actually felt bad i was doing this shit to others, since i finally saw a mirror image of me, a better one in fact. Maths is something that is based on numbers and a little words, my god. Oh, and yes, she is a teacher, i did mention that right? She teaches maths, yes yes maths. But she most definitely aint good at it. For a teacher who claims that she knew what she was doing, she's the best at everything she does, she needs help, psychologically. She don't know how to convert 1 KM into CM. Amazing aint it? She claims that 1KM equals to 1000 CM, what a dope. Even Melvin was shaking his head at her intelligence. She
had almost no intelligence, even a monkey is smarter than her. She talks about maths for 5 seconds, then her life story for 5 minutes, then her critisim for 10 minutes, then maths for 10 seconds, then the cycle continues, till we all bid our goodbyes to such an inapt teacher. Who finds her funny? WHO? We don't laugh at her COLD jokes cause we don't want her to impose her stupidity on us. And i bet you, when she said "Oooooh, but Class A was more livelier than you guys, they laughed at my jokes...." was probably they did it OUT OF PITY. Never seen a person so filled with self-esteem, arrogance, irritant, pride, foolishness, bullshit as her. Even I can't be compared to sucha fool. And i can bet you, in terms of telling jokes, I can phrase better ones.

Lets go to the example collumn (and by the way, in case you readers are wondering why its everything on her it's because 1. i hate her and 2. thats the only excitment in school today).

In my very first post, i said she liked malay boys right? I was right, aint I? She's got the cheek to ask "can i get Ridzuan's number even though he's outa shatec?" During lesson somemore, still can tell us about setting our own damn priorities straight.

She is a hypocrite. She always scolds us, gives us DPs, ask us to shove our excuses up our assholes, but what about her? Always late, always giving excuses, for example (OHHHH.. I AM LATE CAUSE I ASSUMED THE CLASS STARTS AT 1.45 PM NOT 1.30 PM) ohh you genius old fool. And when someone tells her he/she was late due to traffic jam, she can say that person conjured it up, bullshit should be shoved up that person's ass, blabla. Hypocritical bitch aint she? *shakes head*

She hates noise. She hates it when we talk. She hates it, loathe it. But the one thing she did not realise, was this. She was the main noise factor contributed, and we were the minors, we made noise to lessen hers thats all.

*end of examples*

Today was weird, i fell partially asleep in her class. I was right in front of her jackass, and she drawled on and on about how she absolutely hates climbing up 3 STEPS like as though its a big feat. Drawled on about how she is fat but not exactly fat but still fat. Drawled on about how she hated Class A for making noise but loved Class A for their contributions of laughter to her jokes.
MS LILIAN LIM, FOR YOUR INFORMATION AH BOSS, THEY DID NOT LAUGH AT YOUR JOKES, THEY LAUGH AT YOU, YOU'RE A JOKE I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT. WITH THAT MUSHROOM HAIRSTYLE REALLY SPEAKS FOR ONE'S NATURAL APPEARANCE. YOU DON'T LOOK AT THE MIRROR WHEN YOU COMB YOUR HAIR DO YOU, HENCE YOU DON'T KNOW WHY THEY'RE LAUGHING AT YOU. I bet her mirror will foam and have parkinson disease if she looks at it once.

Oh, the next activity in class was this. I assumed i lost my handphone twice. ZZZZZZ idiots around me. First was after History lesson, Min Hui and Li Ting took my handphone, switched it off without me knowing, cause i was playing UNO with the other girls (lazy to list out) and tried to hide it in Sham's bag. Volia, when Sham came back, her bag's half broken and my handphone was found. Idiots. The next incident was pathetic. I felt sorry for myself. Remember i mentioned i was half asleep in Lilian's lesson? Well she took my handphone (MY GOD, THE ANGUISH IN ME.. I HAD TO SCRUB IT CLEAN WITH DETTOL IN CASE OF INFECTIONS!!!! :@:@) while i was dozing off, and i was in shock when, after lesson, my friend Alex told me my phone's with her. Annoying Ms Lilian Lim, no wonder still single. Must play a movie for her, 50 year old virgin, singapore version.

*lover's post*

Lai lai lai lei long lei long, first up we got.... *drumrolls* ALEX!!!
I've seen Joanna trying to flirt and get closer to Alex. And now, vice versa, he's doing it to??? MICHELLE!!! He's been to avoid for this by saying this "No, this is just Q&A session. And he told me not to post it up. TOO BAD!! *.*

Next up is, WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAA the usual kenneth and shanaminamiyama. Today was unusual. Kenneth came in earlier than Sham!!!! A miricle!!! They were always always together. Nothing much happened cause i did not follow them out for lunch. Haha.

NOTHING ELSE (:.................................. yet.

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