My Life

Monday, July 14, 2008

~ 6:53 PM ~

I've played many games, heard many songs, saw many movies and animes, read many books, ate many food, tried many clothes (ok not many, not a lot i should say), fucked many girls (HOIYO, JOKING), and sang many tunes, but all these are getting boring, real boring. Ahh I want to travel, travel, travel! Oh, back to topic, i am getting BORED OF SCHOOL.

I swear, even kindergarden's more entertaining compared to this bullshit school of mine. The lessons have gone way outa hand i tell you. First, we enjoyed (no i can bet with you my life more than half the class didn't enjoy it, including myself) our first and second semesters as they taught us F&B(food and beverage for idiots who needs to pry their minds thinking wtf (again, wtf stands for what the fuck)is that). Everything was going fine, the attachment without payment for almost 3 months was a hell of fun and we learnt many things. MANY i can assure you. Let me recall all of them for you. 1. Goblet wiping. 2. Cutleries wiping. 3. Good places to slack without being caught. 4. How bad stuff meal was. 5..... wait.. thats it.. FOUR MISERABLE THINGS, FOR ALMOST 3 MONTHS. A lot, yes, a lot, we learnt too much in fact.

Here comes the BEST part. Our second semester last term and third semester first term, my god. All i can say is, my god, or should i be dramatic and say OH MY BLEEDING GOSH?!!?! Its really pathetic, made me feel like back in secondary, no primary school. We had COMPREHENSION LESSONS for the second semester, now we're going into BASIC (even more basic compared to elementary maths we learnt in secondary school) MATHS AND WOW WONDER WONDER HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (enough exclaimation marks la huh?) I wonder, we're already learning the basics of basic hotel management, and we pay $3300 per semester (thats 2 terms, totaling 22 weeks including exams, and total of 11 modules) AND WE GET TO LEARN HISTORY, COMPREHENSION AND MATHS? Well comprehension was alright if it stuck to business summary, at least that made sense, but no.. NO... we had to go through 7 weeks of BULLSHIT primary school comprehension, before finally hitting on business summary, which lasted only 2 weeks. Can't say much for maths and history, have not had lessons yet, i mean thoroughly. But it'll be fucked up. At least for maths. Honestly, basic maths taught by our dear Mushroom like hairstyle Miss Liliam Lim(she taught us MIS (god i don't even know what's that anymore)before), she's in her fourties, and with her attitude, looks and her wonderous "Who-are-you-to-even-communicate-with-me" type of face, which middle age man will even approach her? They'll puke before they get to know her name.

Ok ok, now's the Teacher's Ranting collumn!!
Cont.. from Lilian Lim.
She shoots back at you when you try to reason out with her, and if she's wrong, she'll LAUGH OUT FREAKING LOUD and ignore you, as if to make you look stupid, but, in actual fact, she's the stupid looking one. She teaches students without an ounce of interest, sarcasm is all she have to say, and apparantly, she's in love with malays. Boys. Not meant to be an insult ah Din and Izzat and any malay guy who attempted to read my blog, but it's true. God if only she's a student and one of my peers, i'll gun her down with her own language till she sues me with blood and sweat.

Hoho, next its ALEX AND KENNETH'S favourite teacher! Miss Gloria Goh. She looks like she's in her fourties, and it really make us shatec students wonder why eh? Well she's a nice lady, to an extent that she makes us foam in our mouth with the way she speaks, one of us contracted the Parkinson Diease. His name is Alex, poor bloke, 19 years of age, doing everything he can to be top in the line, tried to be a business man and a playboy at the same time and his dreams just ended when she taught us for more than a week. Sad. But her lesson seems interesting(yah right). She teaches Front Office (god that's useful ;) ) Hmm thats all about Teacher's Ranting for now yeah.

Oh, and sad to say, one of my old boys, Avan by name, have brain infection, and is now currently in the ICU ( for the retards who don't know what ICU stands for, it stands for... ... ... ... er i don't know either.. shit.. nah actually i do, it stands for Intensive Care Unit). All christians here, please pray for him, for i know, with our spirits combined, we'll achieve in greater heights for his recovery. MAY GOD BLESS AND HEAL YOU AVAN, THOUGH NOW, ITS BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE WE LAST SAW EACH OTHER, I PRAY THAT YOU GET WELL, FOR NOT ONLY IS YOUR LIFE DISCOMFORTING, YOUR FAMILY, LOVER AND FRIENDS ARE ALL HEART BROKEN AT YOUR INCIDENT AS WELL, SO DO YOURSELF JUSTICE AS YOU'RE STILL YOUNG AT HEART, AND RECOVER WITH GOD'S HELP, IN JESUS NAME WE PRAY, AMEN.

Ok i aint no pastor and i know that aint no prayer, but i hope it helps, as every little thing counts.
Oh, if kenneth or shanaminamiyama or their friends read this, i am pleased to assure you that hey, those 2 are really together, Woot, we've got lovers in class baby, love fills the air.

I'll be posting in my Kuala Lumpa i mean Lumpur and Genting trip and photos so look forward to it yeah? Have a blessed evening for those who read this blog today, and have blessed days ahead of you for those reading this after tonight. God bless.

Alright, i'ma done writing this shit and play DOTA(its a game, a.. those who don't know, don't bother asking or thinking what's that, those who know, well done) And sleep early. Wake up early. MIN HUI, I KNOW YOU'LL BE READING MY BLOG, DON'T BE LATE FOR TOMORROW'S LESSON AH, I THINK YOU'RE IN THE SAME PMS CLASS AS I AM.

Nights, and lights out people.

My Life.